Thought You Had a Friend 

A way of fooling or tricking someone that you cool with them, as you would reach out and act like you giving them a high five or genuine handshake but pull back and laughing at their expense.

First Guy: "yeah man, we cool. Give me some dab."
Second guy reaches out to dab his fist.
First Guy: (pulling his hand back) "Thought you had a friend." (Turns to laugh at his expense)

Thought You Had a Friend by bbrooka April 8, 2018

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

Done been had 

When your small brain gets fucked up, or when you're fed up with something

Jade:" Destiny, I just failed that test!"
Destiny:"OOF!!! You done been had!"

Done been had by D&JBigDickEnergy September 30, 2019

Mary Had a little Lamb 

Where the money reside. Head bitch in charge, everyone else follows.

That’s on Mary had a little lamb

Mary Had a little Lamb by One one only January 16, 2021

sappy had 

sappy had is a groovy little man with one happy side of his face and one sad side, hence the anagram 'sappy had'. he is made out of a wooden bead for his head, a green piece if string for his jumper and a red piece of string for his trousers and hair. i love him!!!

"hey, this is sappy had"
"aww bless him, his sad face is so cute!"

sappy had by sappy lover July 11, 2005

never had any issues 

Not having any problems with a job carried out by a professional.

“Painted a car in a car park the other day, done it for years, never had any issues”.

never had any issues by Blaine2020 February 19, 2020

i had sex with your mother 

I did.

Me: I had sex with your mother.
Joe: Okay,

i had sex with your mother by A Sexy ass andreas motherfuck May 7, 2022