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Spring Grove, IL 

A town in McHenry County, IL that has the most stuck up assholes on this planet. All the people that live here need a smack in the face. Everybody that lives here are gay and are the bigest assholes in all of Illinois. Spring Grove is a shit hole town that has nothing to do.
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Spring Grove, IL later.

Person 2: HELL NO!!!!!!! I'd rather get shot!

Person 1: Ok lets go outside and walk around town instead.

20 minutes later
Person 2: Hey look at that kid walking towards us. He has a sweatshirt that says Spring Grove, IL on it. He probably lives there.

Person 1: Lets kick his ass.

Person 2: I'm with you on that.
Spring Grove, IL by blackstreet December 8, 2010

Downers Grove 

a place where un-loved children and utter failures at life take steroids so that they can be good at high school football, because they suck at life and thats all that they have.
garret and cody puylled down their pants, and gave each other their daily shots, then the gave it to eachother in the Downers Grove locker room
Downers Grove by dan7030 September 26, 2005

greasy grove 

When you bring a girl back from a club to fornicate, and she reveals to you her coochie after a long night of bumpin’ and grindin’ on the dance floor. The sweaty build up on the va-jay jay that creates a smell similar to that of a taco bell dumpster fire is a Greasy Grove
Nico got blue balled by his one night stand after being exposed to her greasy grove.
greasy grove by Whistlefist January 29, 2018

Downers Grove 

the worst place 2 go... sept the girls there are hot... but everything else sucks it's really boring and gay.
"Hey let's go to Downers Grove"
"Yeah, but only for the girls, that town is boring as heeellll"

Buffalo Grove 

A suburb in the Northwest suburbs of Chicago. Students in Buffalo Grove either attend Stevenson High School or Buffalo Grove High School. In case you're wondering, BGHS is better. Whenever the two schools meat in a sport, Stevenson comes up with an incredibly offensive cheer, only to be shot down later when they lose.

Example: Boys volleyball game in 2006.

Stevenson cheer: "BG swallows!"
Buffalo Grove wins the match
BG cheer: "Now who swallows?"
Buffalo Grove beats Stevenson at practically every sport.
Buffalo Grove by bison4eva January 8, 2007

Holly Grove 

1. to smoke on that ganja. aka puff a fat bleez.

2. Weezy F. Baby's home
"Yo you down to Holly Grove?"
"Hold it down for Holly Grove"
Holly Grove by Gus Herrera December 25, 2008

Jackson Grove 

Fucking amazing
what can i say hes Jackson Grove
Jackson Grove by not jackson grove October 20, 2008