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Greek Shower 

only washing stinky parts of the body. example: arm pits, ass, balls, quick application of aftershave.
I already took a shower yesterday, so I'm only taking a greek shower today.
Greek Shower by Pergnu January 20, 2008

greek sneak

to perform sexual acts on the mother of a greek person while that person is out
sean greek sneaked chris' mom when he was at university
greek sneak by Helen C February 18, 2004

Greek Sneaky 

The male after achieving a steady from behind rhythm, quickly inserts his penis into her unsuspecting anus. This move is not for the novice and requires speed and agility. Results may very.
"Hey bro did you do her last night?"

"Hell yeah, bro. I even did the Greek Sneaky to her and she loved it!"
Greek Sneaky by Rectum Prirate December 9, 2016

Greek Shower 

Using an anti-perspirant or deoderant rather than getting washed.
I smell like a paki's arsehole, i better have a greek shower.
Greek Shower by harv_j February 21, 2011

greek out 

(verb). Coming late to work for months, and having your union negotiate that you get an extra bonus for showing up on time. And then explaining to your boss that being two hours late still counts as "on-time".

Also if you are lawyer and collect additional fees for every document you have to read, but end up not appearing in court because the trail coincides with your summer break.
Lying on the couch, Constantinos sent two emails to his boss yesterday: One saying that he cannot come in next Monday, the other one saying that the printer run out of ink and he cannot do anything till it is refilled. Aka, he totally greek out.

Greek Ram Rod 

Break off the towel rack, shove it up your ass, shit all over it, throw your jizz in the air, swing the rod like a baseball bat and say "BYAAAAH!" As your jizz and shit splatters on the wall.
You guys need to go in the bathroom and check out the greek ram rod i left all over the wall.
Greek Ram Rod by Shitee Jackson March 24, 2007