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Fuck Fury February

Fuck Fury February is an event when you have to have sex with someone, doesn´t make sense with what gender. First Feb. u have to fuck for one hour, second Feb. u have to have to add 5 minutes more. And so on to Feb. 28. And if its 29, u have to fuck whole day to 23:30. If u survived No Nut November and Destroy Dick December u have to participate in this month.
Fuck Fury February works like that: First February u gonna fuck someone for one hour. Second February u gonna fuck someone for hour and 5 minutes. And on 28. February u gonna fuck 3.25 hours
by SUCCesssful one November 20, 2018
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"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!
Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
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Carolina fist 'o fury

When a grown hairy man with very large hands lubes up his hand with vinegar and spice rub and fists a live pig,to internally season the beast,this is a carolina staple
The pig was so good it had to have undergone the carolina fist 'o fury
by Nebraskaboi2299 June 8, 2018
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pink rod of fury

The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.

Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.
Make sure the Pink Rod Of Fury is in the boat! I wanna be eating me some fish for dinner hombre.
by H34VY D February 6, 2023
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Fury

1: Rage (Anger).
2: A misspelling of Furry.
3: Bowser's Fury, A game that came bundled with Super Mario 3D World's re-release for Nintendo Switch.
1: His Fury was so much that he almost broke the house down
2: Furys are so cringe
3: Did you play Bowser's Fury yesterday?
by luigikoopa87 May 15, 2023
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Tommy Fury

Fantastic. He's got these weird hooks. They're always wide and the arc is always EXACTLY same. It's perfectly symmetrical EVERY TIME. He's like a stag beetle. And it's brilliant because it sets up the shoulder feint into uppercut (which he does a lot). Which is gorgeous (By the way). (Seemingly) Long arms. Great straight punches.
Hym "Yeah, Tommy Fury is tight. Totally different style from his father. Fantastic thought. Very strong. His hooks are weird though. They're WIDE but NOT LOOPING. So if you look at the left hook from Shogun Rua that put out Chuck liddell? That's looping. Jose aldo signature lunging straight into LOOPING left hook? Same thing. Tommy Fury? No loop. Just wide, perfectly symmetrical arcs. Weird."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
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pits of fury

Pits of fury is when you are infected with a strong ability to cause nuclear explosions with your armpits.
I hate *insert whatever*
RAHHHH FEEL MY WRATH!! *pits of fury bomb*
by F1zzyRat September 30, 2023
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