Like fractional sex, fictional sex is sex you make up to boost your stats (the notches on your belt in other words). Or, it can also be sex you deny ever having, out of fear of having too high of a bed count, or out of embarrassment that the person you had it with was sketchy. Basically, if you lie about whether or not you got laid, it's fictional sex.
Bob: Dude, I nailed Cassandra last night! I'm up to 22 notches on my belt already. How many you got?
Dan: Twenty-two? Yeah right! How many of those 22 are fictional sex? Probably more than half. I'd be surprised if you even nailed ten chicks.
Andrea: I heard you left the party with Bob last night. Does that mean you're up to nine different guys now?
Casandra: Shut up! Nothing happened. We just kissed a bit and I made him take me home. And I'm not up to eight yet either! I've only done like three guys. Honest.
Andrea: Yeah... sure... three guys this month. Sounds like fictional sex to me.
Dan: Twenty-two? Yeah right! How many of those 22 are fictional sex? Probably more than half. I'd be surprised if you even nailed ten chicks.
Andrea: I heard you left the party with Bob last night. Does that mean you're up to nine different guys now?
Casandra: Shut up! Nothing happened. We just kissed a bit and I made him take me home. And I'm not up to eight yet either! I've only done like three guys. Honest.
Andrea: Yeah... sure... three guys this month. Sounds like fictional sex to me.
by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author April 6, 2008
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Teacher: I want you to write a 500 word persuasive text.
puipl 1(to another pupil): God damn arse hole. why cant we write some Splatter fiction.
pupil 2: Sigler for ever!
Teacher: detention
puipl 1(to another pupil): God damn arse hole. why cant we write some Splatter fiction.
pupil 2: Sigler for ever!
Teacher: detention
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Get the splatter fiction mug.A tenet of Nick Land's speculative realism in which formalism and representation become continuous with respect to each other, obviating the object between them.
Constructivistic surrealism.
The collapse of the signifier/sign/signed triangle in semiotic theory into a duality of signifier and signed.
Preliminarily schematized in computer science by replacing object-oriented programming with attribute-oriented programming (synthetic programming); and ultimately reference-oriented programming.
Constructivistic surrealism.
The collapse of the signifier/sign/signed triangle in semiotic theory into a duality of signifier and signed.
Preliminarily schematized in computer science by replacing object-oriented programming with attribute-oriented programming (synthetic programming); and ultimately reference-oriented programming.
Theory-fiction eliminates the object itself by collapsing the triangle of semiotic representationalism into a duality.
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Get the theory-fiction mug.A virus that does not actually exist, but is a possible mutation of an existing virus, or an entirely made up virus that can possibly exist without defying medical knowledge. Examples of fictional virus include Lyssavirus X and Filonecrosis. The movie entitled "Outbreak" was a good example of a fictional virus.
Despite the fact that they don't exist, it's important to be prepared for fictional viruses, since viruses are known to mutate to more potent forms all the time.
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Get the fictionary mug.The act of thinking one knows the definition of a word, untill he or she looks it up on urban dictionary.
John thought lol meant lots of love only to pull an urban fictionary and discover the true definition.
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