Pet a Freshman Day

The day of December 3rd, when all upper-classmen (high school & college) adopt a Freshman, as if they were a pet at the homeless shelter, and pet them, like a pet bunny, but more domesticated.

John: hey man, you gonna attend Pet a Freshman Day?

Mark: yea man, I even bought a nice little cage with a water bottle in it.

John: that's sick dawg.

Pet a Freshman Day by magoffin_lad9 November 16, 2010

red-shirt freshman 

A Red Shirt Freshman is a student on an NCAA college sports team who was kept out of competition for a year in order to prolong his or her eligibility. Usually this is done to allow the student to be a "part" of the team in terms of learning, healing from injury, and/or conditioning, but not a participant in any of the contests/games/meets/etc.

The following year, they begin their 1st of 4 years of eligibility, or their "freshman" year of eligibility, even if they are sophomores in terms of academics.

Heather Stec from Siena Women's Basketball team played as a red-shirt freshman in the 2005-2006 season to be eligible to play an extra year at Siena.

red-shirt freshman by sguardskllz August 3, 2006

caught freshman 

When you finally buy a vape / get a cloud blown in your face

Seth caught freshman, I’m so disappointed in him.

caught freshman by WintryEagle6 October 30, 2019

Pet-Freshman 

When an upper classman (such as a junior or a senior) adopts the new addition to the school, a freshman. Pet freshmans are a joy to have and can help you through sticky situations. Upper classman usually argue over who's pet freshman is better.

ex1
Junior (Miranda): CALLIE, MY AMAZING PET-FRESHMAN I HOPE THIS COUNTS AS AN EXTRA-AWESOME BIRTHDAY GIFT! I mean getting put in an example for urban dictionary? whats more badass then that?
Pet-Freshman (Callie): OMG MIRANDA YOU'RE SUCH AN AWESOME JUNIOR ITS RIDICULOUS! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!

ex2
Senior (Michael): Man, my stupid pet freshman blows. i should have chosen someone cool like Callie.
Pet-Freshman (Conor): But Michael i tried so-ooo penny! *runs away*

ex3
Junior/Senior: Pet Freshman! Go kill the other pet freshman!
Pet Freshman: KAH-MAY-HA-MAY-HAAAA! *pet freshman dies*

Pet-Freshman by mp054 March 19, 2010

Fat Freshman

A blowjob that sucks so bad, the girl has to finish you off with a handjob. Named after fat freshmen college chicks that have no prior blowjob experience.

After an hour of sloppy dick licking and barely sucking on the tip, the night ended with a fat freshman.

Fat Freshman by Birdman77 July 7, 2010

mid-freshman-year crisis

A point in a teenager's life where they partake in ridiculous things they will likely later look back on in regret or amusement in an attempt to "find themselves." Usually occurs about halfway through their freshman year of high school and ends before the start of sophomore year. May include: extreme hair changes (cut and/or color), unusual modes of dress, changes in musical taste, or strange new hobbies.

Jordan: "Has Jane gone punk now or something?"

Taylor: "Nah, she's just going through a mid-freshman-year crisis."

mid-freshman-year crisis by bluesuedeshoes April 5, 2011

Stuck up faggot freshman 

A freshman male/female who wants to prove to the upperclassmen that they are the shit and too cool for older kids. So the boys start to drink Redbull, wear hip hop clothes and find hangouts to chill and use drugs at. While the girls start wearing beginner porn clothing and put on slutty make up and mistreat dorky freshman boys that aren't cool enough for them so they look like they are the shit. You see that alot at my school.

Freshman: This grade is the shit!
Junior: Fuck off, you spoiled dickhead.
Freshman: Who you telling to fuck off?
Junior: I'm saying it to you, you stuck up faggot freshman.

Stuck up faggot freshman by AdomC March 9, 2015