finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 11, 2017

founding farmers

A boss resteraunt that you will want to go to everyday(it's Baller)

Have you been to founding farmers yet
Nah
Well you better get yo ass over there

by Baller life January 7, 2017

finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

Fandingus

Someone who's dumb at using and figuring out Fandango.

You fandingus you keep losing the online movie tickets!

by ChickFilA4Life September 14, 2017

Folding Pizza Boxes

When you get a blowjob in the back of a pizza restaurant

We're gonna be folding pizza boxes at Rusty's

by 4FUKsakes December 14, 2017

folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.

Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”

by GlennNasty January 11, 2018

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018