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practicing flute 

a torturous event that involves many hours, often in a small, bear, white room, by one's self, working endlessly on a few passages to have them torn apart at your next lesson
"You want to go out tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm practicing flute."
practicing flute by The Floutist January 20, 2009
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Skin flute 

The elongated appendage that projects from a man's body between his loins.
Dude, did Coach Callaghan's skin flute rip open your ass like it did mine the other night?
Skin flute by Fluffy Lee September 5, 2005

Fanny Flute 

A simple instument that only involves 1 female body. The player of the "fanny Flute" blows into the vag, and covers various orifices to obtain different notes.

They are ususally a main event festivals such as ever popular vag venues and cunt contests, that take place annually in most large European Cities.

A player of the "Fanny Flute" is commonly known as a "Fanny Flauntist".

Other related instruments include the pussy pipes etc

A very good performence not only needs a talented player, but also a well-tuned and appropriate female partner.

The women may also experience an orgasm during play, which some people say adds a extra dimension to the performance.
Omg!, that fanny flute solo that Tristan performed at the London vagi vag venue blew my mind! He's so talented, how'd he cover so many holes at once!

flesh flute 

flesh flute = dink, dong, dick, ect...
yo, i bet that guy plays the flesh flute..
flesh flute by Anonymous September 1, 2003

meat flute 

Hey remember Steven, that gay guy? Word has it he loves to wail on his boyfriends meat flute
meat flute by Whipshock August 9, 2003

the flute 

male genital,most often a replacement for word penis,cock or dick
"if you don't like the way i did that, you can play the flute"
the flute by Hugh Grection December 1, 2005