Floppy fish

When a penis slips out of a wet vagina and becomes a fish. Wow

I was banging Christian and my dick turned into a floppy fish, a tuna fish

by Fam56 March 25, 2018

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

floppy dumpling

The loss of boner in midst of a blumpkin.

I was receiving the best blumpkin of my whole life when I suddenly got a floppy dumpling.

by Macy1122 November 30, 2017

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

floppy seagull

When you shake a girl like a rag doll during sex

Damn I want to do the floppy seagull with that fat bitch

by Franklin Craigsroy July 12, 2016

floppy flaps

Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina

Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night

by Dan Simpson January 22, 2018

Floppy Lango

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.

Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable

by Kremily Manhole February 3, 2018