flab fuck

masturbating into the excess fat of an adjacent passenger on a long flight--this may happen while one is asleep (nocturnal emission) or awake

the dude gets off the plane and the person picking him at the airport says 'oh shit, how'd you get that stain on your shirt greg? you must've gotten flab fucked. that's not the way to get to the mile high club fuckwad.'

Greg had been asleep the whole time and hadn't noticed, plus it had dried up by the time he got off the plane.

by 5150 - Seriously Tho March 26, 2008

Farbon Ciber

n.

1. The same thing as Carbon Fiber but more fun to say.

Julie is about as smart as a Farbon Ciber rod.

by Shamus February 6, 2003

flabagail

a name for someone you know named Abigale who is highly annoying and is hardly liked and doesn't have many friends. if they go by abbey you can them flabby. mostly, you dont say this name to her face but in conversation about her. you can also use this when you are with a group of friends who dont like her and use it as a comeback or a dis.

1. "oh my god, flabagail is really getting annoying"

2. "wow, shes almost annoying as flabby"

3."ugh i really hate flabagail"

by bandgeek2k11 June 10, 2010

Meat Flab

See vagina, pussy, cunt

Ew, look at that meat flab

by Jeremy November 27, 2004

FLAB

F.(face) L.(legs) A.(ass hair) B.(boobs)

"Excuse me can we change the number on our reservation?"
"Sure whats the name?"
"Ummmmm.... Flab"

by CaseyShae July 24, 2006

FLAB

Acronym/abbreviation for "Farting Like A Baby" The next BLAB.

"What smells?!...FLAB"

by Infinite Monkeys October 26, 2011

flabba jabba

1. A real dumbass, or one who steals your stuff.

2. One with a lysp, who tries to put another down using the word "rapist".

3. A reference to a person who constantly refers you to his "boomstick".

Robert said he was preparing to fire upon me using his "boomstick". I proceeded to tell him to shut up, and promptly called him a flabba jabba.

by RIAA Policeman January 23, 2004