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Definitions by Shamus

someone who cant handle their booze
man u haven't drunk a thing arer you a biket or sumthin???
biket by shamus March 26, 2005

fuckingly 

i fuckingly danced on noah's mom
fuckingly by shamus February 28, 2005

ostrich fuck 

When one is having sex with a woman from behind. At the point of orgasm, you then grab the woman by the hair and push her head through the sheet rock of the wall. This act causes the woman to tense up increasing the vaginal tightness.
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I ostritch fucked the bitch.
ostrich fuck by Shamus November 5, 2004
wow that kid is a real lusby
lusby by shamus December 1, 2003
n.

A large smelly turd.

(inspired by the classic movie monster from Clash of the Titans. release the cracken!)
Jim could feel a cracken emerging from his colon so he rushed to the bathroom to make a deposit.
Cracken by Shamus June 13, 2003
n.

1. A high quality bud of marijuana.
2. The Dank.
3. See ganja.
Gayle packed her last nug into the bowl and smoked it on the way to work.
Nug by Shamus February 6, 2003

Farbon Ciber 

n.

1. The same thing as Carbon Fiber but more fun to say.
Julie is about as smart as a Farbon Ciber rod.
Farbon Ciber by Shamus February 6, 2003