When someone tries to lurk but utterly fails to do so anonymously. Constantly changing their messenger status, or disconnecting / rejoining IRC channels.
by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 22, 2010
A fail that, when examined extremely closely, fails in a very different and surprising way to the one expected.
Reflects the strange behaviour of subatomic particles when observed.
Reflects the strange behaviour of subatomic particles when observed.
The contract seemed reasonable, but when I examined the small print I realised it was a QUANTUM FAIL.
by LFDD April 05, 2010
Failure that is secretly cloaked by the outward appearance of success. When one masks their shortcomings by distracting others with a random achievement.
chick: That guy seems really cool!
friend: No way. He's just covering his shitty personality by taking on the appearance of an edgy geek.
chick: I see... another case of phantom fail.
friend: No way. He's just covering his shitty personality by taking on the appearance of an edgy geek.
chick: I see... another case of phantom fail.
by thechickencow March 01, 2011
The logo of the microblogging service Twitter, displayed prominently on its error page signifying server overload. Fail Whale is a common occurrence.
by TweenkPL April 07, 2009
Tim: OMFG i just blew up my car with a bottle rocket, which destroyed the gas station near my house! Now the cops are after me! Oh shit what should i dooo???
Sarcasticmaster: LEGENDARY FAIL
Sarcasticmaster: LEGENDARY FAIL
by HachiVII July 03, 2007
Asian fail: (v) The act of asian failing is getting a B+ in any class, particularly math. It usually results in massive asswhupping by angry asian parents.
Ellen: Xiao Min asian failed math!
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?
by The Goat Burner May 08, 2008
The breakdown, degradation, failure, or complete rape of the English language. To grammar fail is to commit the ultimate sin, especially over internet chat boards. Grammar failing has no specific definition or scenario. It can be made by any person, at any age, at any time, anywhere in the world.
Grammar failing includes, but is not limited to:
● A simple misspelling of a word.
● The wrong context or wrong use of words.
● Managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven't been properly proofread, and may indicate why they're stuck in their $24K a year job.
● People trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way.
Etcetera.
Any combination of the above Grammar Failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. Grammar brokeding is typically reserved for African Americans that reside in the projects.
Grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid associating with on Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter.
Grammar failing includes, but is not limited to:
● A simple misspelling of a word.
● The wrong context or wrong use of words.
● Managers posting signs intended for their crew that haven't been properly proofread, and may indicate why they're stuck in their $24K a year job.
● People trying to use eloquent words in ordinary conversation to appear smarter, but have, in fact, used the word in the wrong way.
Etcetera.
Any combination of the above Grammar Failures can be combined to form an ultimate, yet to be defined, grammar broked. Grammar brokeding is typically reserved for African Americans that reside in the projects.
Grammar failing is highly looked down upon, and committing this act will forever label you as a person to avoid associating with on Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter.
The Mets Sucks
man, i cant beleive i work on wendesday
Please be sure to request off for advance for future vacations you may be taking soon. Thanks, management
Did you see that Grammar Fail that our 1st assistant manager posted in the back crew room?
Why yes, I too found that their signature dish tasted rather convoluted. -- Wait, what?
Person 1: church was crackin today like always seen some old faces that i havent seen in a long time man thank you jesus
Person 2: chruch can never crack so stop it and dont go to see people you go to get the word so keep that in mind
Person 1: shut up ikeem for i smack you and chuch do be crackin aleast mine do
man, i cant beleive i work on wendesday
Please be sure to request off for advance for future vacations you may be taking soon. Thanks, management
Did you see that Grammar Fail that our 1st assistant manager posted in the back crew room?
Why yes, I too found that their signature dish tasted rather convoluted. -- Wait, what?
Person 1: church was crackin today like always seen some old faces that i havent seen in a long time man thank you jesus
Person 2: chruch can never crack so stop it and dont go to see people you go to get the word so keep that in mind
Person 1: shut up ikeem for i smack you and chuch do be crackin aleast mine do
by Interactive September 29, 2009