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Absolute Infinity

Absolute Infinity Means Omega Number That Is More Big Than Infinite
I Used My 0 To Absolute Infinity Tool
by LittleZura August 17, 2022
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absolute bitch

A woman who manipulates you so that she can have an excuse to moan and bitch
"she asked me where I had been after work and I said at the gym then she said I had not been at work because I was in my gym clothes and I said okay whatever then I got shouted at for giving her attitude" ...Absolute bitch
by Sl95 November 25, 2013
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absolute anal

The scientifically proven deepest point of anal penetration. The anal sex equivalent of absolute zero.
Did you check the matchups this week? My boys went absolute anal on Brian's squad.
by FFBushLeague March 3, 2016
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Absolute Icon

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.
Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.
by Siege Knight June 24, 2020
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absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt.
Dude my girlfriend is an absolute dolt
by lolgae September 22, 2020
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Absolutely dogwater

when you suck at the game that bad instead your (dogwater) YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER YOU WERE 10-0 KID
DUDE YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER IM LEAVING COME ON GUYS LETS GO!
by Beau Julius MN May 13, 2021
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Absolute CRINGE

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.
Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE
by Chickaboff July 21, 2021
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