Eskimo Fisting

When you soak your hands in freezing cold water until your hands become freezing cold and you fists someone.
(also check Eskimo Hand Job)

I gave my girlfriend an Eskimo Fisting and she jumped up and kicked me in the face.

I Eskimo Fisted my girlfriend and she dumped me.

by Tony2z2 October 29, 2007

Eskimo Gum-rub

A blow-job from a toothless native Alaskan. Due to poor standards in dental care, many native Alaskans lose their teeth, leading to toothless blowjobs.

"Pale-face, cocksucking motherfucker! No Eskimo Gum-rub for you! Kill me now!"

by MicahM May 14, 2006

eskimo purse

a cold fishy vagina surrounded by fur

"she had a fucking eskimo purse man"

by clockwork_orange June 3, 2008

Eskimo Pie Brothers

When a couple has fucked the same person in the ass!

Darby; I fucked that chick in the ass!

Ralph; Me too!

Darby; ESKIMO PIE BROTHERS!!!!

by dexter016 June 2, 2011

eskimo uncle

The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.

Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.

by Girls' Daddy January 13, 2015

raging eskimos

A form of insanity created by hearing a phrase over and over without knowing its meaning.

Person 1 - "Dude your totally raging eskimos."
Person 2 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

by sct3sct April 28, 2011

eskimo girl

When you stick you hand in ice water for ten minutes and then masturbate.

"Dude, I got drunk last night and gave myself an Eskimo Girl, but it was so cold I couldn't keep up my boner!"

by TexAMAggie05 February 4, 2008