Education

Something we don't need but yet was created by a hypocrite back in 1837 and later on added 'exams' that made it even worse causing some kids who get low marks to commit suicide and their friends will all go emo or depressed and commit suicide too and be like "I'm going with you if you die!". The only thing we can thank education for is educating the person who first created games which is the cure for depression.

Student 1: "Guys, did you know George committed suicide for getting 41 for his English test?!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021

eatation

The act of eating someone or something

"Eatation."
"I agree."

by pseudowater December 20, 2021

education

Something that started out as a simple and harmless invention to make the country stronger, but quickly devolved into a mess of prisons which teach something that isn't even useful in everyday life and is the leading cause of depression in children.

African countries need to invest in education.

by Fire Axus January 28, 2022

Education Generation

Describes Generation Z (9-21 year olds) the newest generation and their dedication to the education system and reliance on education to further their careers.

“You cant escape the education generation”

by the sky lord June 2, 2022

Education

Is good if you like it, it's not if you don't

Would you rather prefer education or happiness?

by Policetrate November 9, 2022

Education Hibernation

An afterschool nap that lasts longer than 4 hours and makes you skip dinner, social life, and any other commitments you made that afternoon/evening.

I was too tired to even play video games, so I just took an Education Hibernation.

by TheGayAccount March 24, 2023

Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.

Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.

by ScienceRules3298 June 4, 2023