dutch member

When a woman farts on your dick during anal.

We were really going at it until she let out a Dutch Member.

by Jojosskul December 13, 2014

Dutch Poo

When you crap in a services toilet with the toilet seat down.

Ahh mate, I was in such a rush, I had to have a Dutch poo.

by Yeet90 November 15, 2020

dutch lung

when you smoke too many dutches and it starts to affect your lungs, causing you to cough and lose stamina or endurance

Dude, I got the dutch lung so bad I can't run ten feet with out coughing

I coughed up black shit this morning, I got the dutch lung bad

by jmlaxboy24 April 15, 2010

Dutch volcano

Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.

Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*

*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.

"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."

"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."

by bishsac January 20, 2022

dutch throne

the act of taking a shit while placing a blanket over ones head, body, and toilet; while inhaling the potent fumes. (an upgrade from a dutch oven)

Garrett sat upon his toilet and draped a blanket over his head, thus creating a dutch throne.

by El_Girraffe April 20, 2011

True Dutch

When being an asshole comes naturally.

That guy is unbelievable blunt, he must be True Dutch.

by The Well Logger March 1, 2017

Dutch Mouthbreather

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.

Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022