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Cuddle Cat

The retarded name given to the soft toy of Madeline McCann, notice how the media sensationalised it by giving the cat capitals for the "name" of an inanimate object...
The Portuguese Police wish to examine Madeline’s "Cuddle Cat" for forensic evidence
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Cuddle Buddy

two people who enjoy the affection of one another. In some cases, this may lead to friends with benefits or a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.
Friend: dude so did you get some head last night?

Friend2: Dawg, we are just cuddle buddies!
by max May 13, 2005
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hardcore cuddling

sleeping in a bed with a girl and when things get heated, feet rub together. (no sex involved)
Friend: "So what happened with that girl last night?"
Brett Farve: "Oh you know, we did hardcore cuddling."
Friend: "What the hell is that?"
Brett Farve: "You know when your feet rub. As close to sex as you can get without having sex"
Friend: "hahahaha"
by snowboarder810 February 21, 2010
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Cuddle Monster

When you go back with a girl after a night out, don't have sex with her and just cuddle.
me:"so charlie did you shag beth"
charlie: "no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long"
me: "haha you wet cunt, you CUDDLE MONSTER!"
by Fozzamario January 18, 2011
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Aggressive cuddling

A synonym for "heavy petting," but a less disgusting term.
My neighbor came over and we were laying together on the couch. At first we weren't touching at all, and then we were spooning. Pretty soon we were kissing a little, and before you know it there was some aggressive cuddling going on.
by PookieCLD July 8, 2011
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Intense Cuddling

another word for sex because cuddling doesn't require noise.....like screaming.
My girlfriend is coming over for intense cuddling tonight.
by EJ Proxy May 9, 2015
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Cuddle Slave

Cuddle slave:
Someone that consents to being a cuddle salve. They must cuddle with there master whenever he/she pleases.
"Madix is my cuddle slave."
by Bebsi_The_Foxxo April 23, 2019
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