Cuckistocracy

Any governmental body that is predominantly operated by self hating people with an absolute inability to think rationally, such as democrats, liberals, progressives, communists, socialists, statists, collectivists, fascists, or any group of people with similar ideologies, typified by a rabid desire to undermine any form of freedom, even the ones they hypocritically enjoy themselves, but most especially, the expression of any ideas that challenge or seem contrary in any way to their own sacred, self destructive, views.

Detroit and Chicago are fine examples of the cuckistocracy in action; voting for these morons over and over again is such an act of self hatred, it's as if the residents actually want to live in such abject misery.

by Orwellwasjustearly January 26, 2017

cacuito

Also spelled "caquito," a derogatory term for people of South American descent, particularly Mexicans

I went to the park on Sunday to watch the cacuitos play volleyball.

by JUAMS August 16, 2010

dirty cucumber

When you're banging a chick in the ass, and you pull out your dick and use it to spread shit on the bags under her eyes.

Reginald noticed his girlfriend had been looking a little haggard, so he gave her a dirty cucumber and told her to let it sit overnight.

by weinusbetweenus June 8, 2011

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

cucumbersome

a difficult lesbian orgy

i eat cucumbersomes in my salad

by Vu Ngo January 17, 2004

cucking funt

an incredibly hammish way to say 'f***ing c***'. ahahaha. i laugh

'you cucking funt' in non-aggressive form

by branners October 15, 2003

Cucci

The vagina of a female "hypebeast." Having sexual intercourse with someone who has a Cucci will mean that you too are a "hypebeast." The quality of the Cucci is differs based in the brand the "hypebeast" wears, for example: someone wearing supreme will have a supreme Cucci.

"Dude, like walk up to the that hypebeast chick and ask if you can lick her Cucci."

"Dude, like no way, I'm not a hype beast man."

by Gutlesstexas May 17, 2018