Cryptdick

A Penis covered with any blue substances, or a blue Penis.

So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."

by andmch January 27, 2010

crytoscopophilia

The urge to look through peoples windows as you pass by their houses.

One day his crytoscopophilia would get him in trouble.

by Lachy McLean September 7, 2007

cryptopsy

a fucking good band!! \m/

i think crytopsy are really good

by paul of death October 21, 2003

Cryptofag

A guy who goes out of his way to not appear gay. This usually backfires. He can be gay or straight.

Vinny is a cryptofag just look at his car.

by EsonBoy June 9, 2020

cryptolectrology

>n. 1a. the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. b. the collected ephemera and shiznit of such study. 2. a small mess of random objects; a miscellany. >Also, cryptolectrologist n., cryptolectrologer n., cryptolectrological adj.
(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)

Your honour, I should now like to call upon my expert witness, world-renowned crytpolectrologist and trampoline instructor Dr. Finbarr Beauchamp-Stoat, who will testify that the empty chip packet was not that of my client...

by Tama Boyle February 11, 2005

craptown: population one

Something that is or went bad or crappy, usually describing something at school.

boy: how did you do on that test?
girl: it was craptown: population one!

girl: ugh, these noodles are craptown: population one!

by natasha123456 November 10, 2007

cryptic wisdom

The rawest underground rapper you'll be able to find on youtube. A short stout motherfucker. Fuckin awesome. If you don't know him. Go kill yourself.

"Hey, you hear that new Cryptic Wisdom song?"
"Who's that?"
Hand twitches
"Run. Run very fuckin fast."

by MatchMaker. Your ass + My Boot January 23, 2014