crop duster

To lay a silent fart down the aisle of a grocery store when someone is toward you...and listen to them gag.

see click and drag

son: "Dad why is that guy choking and hacking like that?"
Dad: "Cause daddy just laid a crop duster."
son: "OMG he's turning blue!"

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

crompton

the inability to play quarterback

Crompton's ability to lose a game despite being surrounded with great talent

by Crompton's Lover September 23, 2009

CROP DUSTING

Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a CUBE FARM,
then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leading to PRAIRIE DOGGING while people try to figure out the source of the wafting stench.

Bob liked all the prairie dogging his crop dusting produced.

by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

crop dusting

when sitting or standing next to friends you fart and walk away as if nothing happened and wait for their reactions

your friend just walk away and u smell something rank
dude, theirs no need for crop dusting

by corey Hines May 17, 2008

crops

The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual food, though they don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as yams or squash. Poor kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.

Jim Bob: Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell tis yar, so I took my two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

Cromp

Latin for "Long haired, dirty hat waring, urban scuba diver"

The Cromp are a rare breed and are usually found in the urban depths of Chasetown & Burntwood. If ever aproched by a Cromp it is suggested that you run away.

Shit, its a Cromp, run!!!

by azz0r June 29, 2004

crop dog

When someone crops you out of an awesome photo when they make it their profile picture

Nick: Dude! remember that dope photo of all of us at kates the other night!?
Evan: yeah
Nick: Jake made it his profile picture and cut us out!
Evan: You're kidding... what a crop dog!

by Donnatello michaelangelo October 29, 2009