Cottagarian

The religion founded at Steak n' Shake by the Prophet Andrew in Louisville Kentucky on the 24th day of March of 2010 (aka Early Release Day for Oldham County Schools). Bystanding co-founders included Chelsea Shields and Katelyn Dobson. It was a glorious day to be had by all. Plans to spread this movement of faith will be planned out by next year in April. However, there is a stark force opposed to this religion, by the name of Nathan Glancy, who stands against all good of the Cottagarian faith and everything it represents, claiming Cottagarian to "not be a real word". It has been hereby declared that every 24th of March shall be Cottagarian Day, declared by the First Latter Day Church of Cottagarian.

"Dude. Have you heard of the new religion Cottagarian? I've converted!"

by KateLovesChelsea March 24, 2010

cottaging

the act of cumming in a girls vagina and continuing the pumping action. This churns the cum into a cottage cheese like substance.

Tasmin was really horny the other night so her boyfriend decided a cottaging was in order.

by Hammiolo January 23, 2009

cottagecheese water

a females body oder during her menstration cycle

dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag

by Jay November 27, 2003

Cottagecore Lesbian

A term for anyone that has anything to do with farms/the country at all, especially in Minecraft.

Look at their skin, they’re such a Cottagecore Lesbian.

by unknown.jpg May 22, 2021

cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage

fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

cottageoing

the act of homosexual relations in a public tiolet between two chinese men.

man 1 'oi nathen, i went for a slash in the public bogs and encountered my first experience of cottageoing'
man 2 'whatever is that i ask you fred?'
man 1 ' well nathen it was wing and wang and a hole in the wall, i was frightened!'

by swophie April 5, 2011

Contage

A montage/collection of condoms.

You can choose from my contage collection.

by Third Timer November 14, 2011