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Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.
My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.
by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011
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double barrel cooter shooter

Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.
by Noah August 11, 2004
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Cooter

The female love box, more commonly referred to as the vajayjay.
Gee whiz, your cooter really smells funny
by Kryger January 13, 2009
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cooter

1. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2. A similar part in some invertebrates.
Synonyms - see vagina, poon, cunt, twat, pussy, etc
"Either your cooters work, or they don't" -Tina Fey, Weekend Update (Saturday Night Live)

"I think I popped my cooter bone out." -Lindsay Lohan, Appalachian Emergency Room (Saturday Night Live)

Apparently SNL likes to use that word...
by ithinkipoppedmycooterboneout September 5, 2005
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cooterfloop

Something so fucked up. You really can't think of something to say about it. Honestly, who can think of this?
PenisNocker: You Ass Licking Thundercunt!
CockFlapper: Shut the fuck up Cooterfloop!
PenisNocker: Wtf?
by Troy Winters June 23, 2006
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coasterware

A combination of "software" and table "coaster".

Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.
Sally: Oh look dear, we finally got the new version of AOL in the mail!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!
by temu_jin August 19, 2007
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cooterflap licker

Anyone who eats cooter. But, in most cases is used as another name for a lesbian.
See those two hot girls over there? I bet they're both SH5 cooterflap lickers.
by John Fowler June 13, 2007
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