contradickass

- Kiblun

Kiblun contradickasses herself constantly

by Wind_Lord_Vaasari April 10, 2023

Contrafiction

n. When your interlocutor tells you a lie *so* bad that it contradicts something else they just said.

Katie: "So Robby told me a contrafiction about how he got a flat on his way to work; but he doesn't even have a car."

by anonymous February 17, 2026

contracoction

Like a contradiction, but more extreme and outlandish

That's a performative contracoction

by Jeff Higbee July 30, 2003

Contract Dropped

v. The act of ending a romantic relationship with a girlfriend, boyfriend, or prospect.

"Yo Mike, you still seeing that hoochie you met at the club last weekend?"

"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."

by Bodafugachi January 23, 2009

contrafact

Specious facts generated on the spot to refute or deflect an embarrassing or troubling fact. raised in discussion. Contrafacts are usually anecdotes at the best and outright lies, made up on the spot, in thier most widely used form. In brief, a specious factoid without a clear relationship to reality.

"Did you hear that contrafact? He totally {trumped it}."

by Dont Rump January 7, 2017

contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.

Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.

by Speck Speck February 7, 2018

contrabitching

When someone is a bitch and you have to interrupt and bitch back

Gio stop contrabitching me, while I am bitching at you!

by Izzyb123 June 8, 2018