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Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.
Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
by okaythen873 July 31, 2009
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Brazilian Contractor

Noun:

Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.
Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.
by canander September 23, 2011
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contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
by hmakav February 5, 2013
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contact ass

The girl you pick up at a bar only because you're with another girl who is exceptionally hot. Her hotness is effectively your wingman and your proximity to this babe is what helps get you laid by other women. This is similar to a contact high where being near tokers is all you need to get stoned.
Dude #1: I brought this chick home from the bar last night. We totally hooked up.
Dude #2: Were you with that hot friend of yours from college that you used to date?
Dude #1: Totally, and the chick at the bar came over to talk to me. I didn't even open up the set.
Dude #2: Wicked, bro! You straight pulled some contact ass outta that place. We should party with your hot friend more often.
by tetdfromage August 5, 2012
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contact cringe

The automatic biological response to cringe away from any sort of human contact. Prominently found in the introvert strand of the homo sapien species.
"Dude It was just a pat on the back, what's with the contact cringe?"
by IDCC May 7, 2017
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contact tracing

A method of keeping tract of the contacts a person with an infectious disease has, to prevent the spread of the disease. Tracing can be used to find the original source of the disease by looking at one's contacts before they were infected, and after they were infected to see who they may have spread the disease to. Once individuals who had contacts with the disease have been identified they are tested for the disease, to stop them from disease spreading behavior till their condition has been identified. If individuals are found to be infected with the disease they continue to stop any disease spreading behavior, (e.g. isolation) and are treated, so they don't spread the disease to others.
People in charge of public health and the spreading of VD, have being using contact tracing long before those fighting the lasted pandemic used it.
by mlhiss April 24, 2020
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Contact Lenses

Things you stab inside your eye to either fix your eyesight or to see!
It kind of hurts when you put the contacts in, but at least I can see, with the contact lenses!
by jellybeanbitch October 21, 2021
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