Comethian

An advocate for methamphetamine spreading the knowledge and obscure facts about everything using sarcasm and humor.

Being a comethian is tedious yet fulfilling.

by FetchiBexi March 16, 2022

Cometiting

When your mad in OW for someone Over-Commiting and cant type well enough

BigBalls76: "STOP OVER COMETITING!!!!!!"

by TuorDeMenace October 30, 2022

Como Estàs Frijole

This came from using Spanish and English. Or Spanglish. Como estàs means "How are you?" And everyone knows frijoles are beans. And when you put it together... Como estàs fijole"or "Como sta Frijole." for short, it's means HOW YOU BEAN?

When I got to work this morning I greeted Hector and Pablo with "Como estàs frijole?" And they replied "fijole bueno". Or that they are "Bean Good" or doing fine.

by GD Daddy for Trixy December 16, 2022

Comitize

The act of putting yourself in a coma
(on purpose)
can be for any period of time

i want to comitize myself

by BasilBread July 3, 2023

Shit Comet

An unconscious human who has shat him or herself during free fall at terminal velocity.

Joey thought it would be funny to take Benadryl and laxatives at the same time just before sky diving. Little did he know, this would affect his ability to pull his chute, therefore causing him to become a Shit Comet.

by Space-like-Kevin November 10, 2017

Vomit comet

To be sick, especially after alcohol.

Fuck me, Jake was proper hammered yesterday, the Vomit Comets were flying like there was no tomorrow.

by olly5764 May 26, 2018

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.

Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!

by Drillmaster June 8, 2019