1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
2. When you are fucking in outer space.
3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.
4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.
Daya : So, how was it ???
Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.
Daya : Is it fun ?
Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.
Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.
Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
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(rob shits on carpet)
Colin: you clitslip my mom just got that carpet upholstered.
Rob: Looks like i gon dun it again!
Colin: you clitslip my mom just got that carpet upholstered.
Rob: Looks like i gon dun it again!
by chebby chase March 27, 2008
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When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.
Jimmy: Ugh, something stinks!
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.
by Jivesy McGee December 14, 2010
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It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
"Today is the Samhain Sabbat, and I stayed home sick. God damn."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."
by Kourtney T. November 20, 2007
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I watched the most amazing clitumentary yesterday. It taught me the ABC's of muff diving, and how to treat a lady's beaver with respect.
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