Sancho Claus

He is the man that does what Santa Claus does Christmas Eve he sneaks in the house at night and drops off some gifts, Sancho Claus in the other hand drops one GIFT and that's for the wife everytime husband is out to work

Guy#1 Hey man my wife has been to tired for sex lately I'm worried I think she might be sick or something..

Guy#2 I dont know man that's what my ex wife used to tell me until I found out Sancho Claus was coming over every time I came to work!!!!

Guy#1 no fucking way man that explains those bruises on her legs...

by Xspotsdamarks April 18, 2018

The Russian Santa Claus

This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.

Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!

by 1 2 3 4 5 6 Se7en July 8, 2012

Hogan Clause

The name of a stipulation put in Hulk Hogan's WCW contract which gave him the power to decide entirely how his wrestling matches were going to play out.

Does HHH have the Hogan Clause in his contract? No, he doesn't, but he sure acts like he does.

by Brad Dotlich March 31, 2003

Cluster Truck

Whenever you are driving on a two lane highway and there are two eighteen wheeler trailer trucks blocking both lanes and driving ten miles below the speed limit which causes a significant amount of traffic.

I was making great time driving on Highway 70 on my way to Kansas City, but then there was a huge cluster truck.

by kevtronic January 9, 2012

Santa Claus

The code name for a pedifile that has cannot be caught because he knows when your awake. Think about it...first he watches children to see if the are being "naughty" or "nice" then on christmas eve he breaks into home in the middle of the night, leaves "presents" for little "boys and girls", eat ALL the cookies and drinks up all the white stuff then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho".

kid1* did santa claus come to your house last night?
kid2* i...i don't wanna talk about it *bursts into tears*

by gcgdpunk January 22, 2006

Pussy Puss Cluster

Proper name for a foul herpes sore found on a woman's vagina. Usually used when describing a situation in which the herpes sore pops, expelling large amounts of puss.

My girlfriend told me to go down on her and retrieve a starburst from her vag. When I thought I'd found it I bit down, I quickly realized I'd just popped her Pussy Puss Cluster with my teeth.

by seandree December 18, 2009

classturbation

To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.

Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 21, 2009