An individual who epitomises every famous flaw of modern America: Ignorance, blind-nationalism, unrestrained self-interest, and a strong bias towards violence when tackling any problem.
Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage.
In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate.
The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises.
Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world!
Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage.
In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate.
The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises.
Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world!
"One Dick Cheney is worth an unspecified amount of Iraqi citizens".
"We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."
"We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009
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Person 1: "Did you hear about Dick Cheney?"
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Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."
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Based on Vice President Dick Cheney's statement to Sen. Leahy, this is defensible school-slang for "go fuck yourself" Can also be used as "go Cheney", in which case one can defend it by claiming to be making a political statement of support.
"Get out of my way" Bob told Sam. "Cheney" was all Sam said in reply.
The policeman told the skateboarders to leave the area. As they rolled away, one yelled over his shoulder "Go Cheney!"
The policeman told the skateboarders to leave the area. As they rolled away, one yelled over his shoulder "Go Cheney!"
by jengada August 21, 2004
Get the Cheney (verb) mug.Neoconservative de facto leader of the United States from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009. His heart runs on batteries, therefore he is technically a zombie. Just like Osama Bin Laden, he has a tendency to disappear for months or years at a time, then suddenly return only when it is politically convenient for Republicans.
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has more than one guy crushing on her ass daily.
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