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Choneez is a "slang" term or colloquialism for one's underwear, be it Boxer Shorts, V-8's or a Fig Leaf. It has been used for generations of Mexican-Americans thru-out the Southwest. It is derived from the spanish word "Calzones", or underpants and will soon enter the American lexicon as the word everyone will refer to as their underwear.
Mom!-can you get me a clean pair of CHONEEZ!!!
choneez by Rick Campos April 14, 2007
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Underpants; panties, boxers, or breifs; although typically referencing male undergarments
His chonees were so dirty they could stand up on their own.
chonees by Kit Triforce April 15, 2016
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"That guys a total chonez"
chonez by Belgarath May 14, 2004
the black ash that flies into your mouth when you hit the end of a pipe. Usually sticks to your tongue or to your teeth near the gums.
Dean: dude there's not much left. I call choniez on Chris!
Chris:*smokes*
Bri: EWW YOU GOT CHONIEZ IN YOUR TEETH!!!
choniez by Lemon Breezy June 11, 2010
A spick that is homosexual.
Eww, look at that chonez giving Carlos a blowjob.
chonez by Bryan Daniels July 24, 2008
a very cool human being, cares for people and has a huge amount of wives and success with bitches, may be rude but she doesn't really mean it
person 1: oml she's so caring

person 1: yes she's a chaneeza
chaneeza by snails_are_awesome September 2, 2022