Californication

The 7th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released in June 1999. Californication marked John Frusciante's return as their guitar player, and was the band's best selling album. Singles include "Around the World," "Scar Tissue," "Otherside," and "Californication." A truly great album that utilizes guitar & bass riffs to show the band's signature funk sound.
Track Listing: 1.Around the World
2.Parallel Universe
3.Scar Tissue
4.Otherside
5.Get on Top
6.Californication
7.Easily
8.Porcelain
9.Emit Remmus
10.I Like Dirt
11.This Velvet Glove
12.Savior
13.Purple Stain
14.Right on Time
15.Road Trippin'

The Californication song Scar Tissue won the 2000 Grammy Award for best rock song. The music video showed the metaphor of a battered and torn band on the road to recovery.

by FACE JINHURTONS September 5, 2010

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ontario, california

Ontario is the fancy ghetto. We're a little bit of everything can be found. The fancy, the average, the poor and the bumb under the 60 freeway. It's we're shootings happen that no one ever hears about and the suicides no one cares about.

Let's go to Ontario, California ese!
Nah wuey. It's scary there!

by Marii_909 September 11, 2016

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california girls

Typical stereotypes :
#1 super hot, popular, rich
#2 stupid, fake, self-centered
Reality:
they are basically just normal girls. They are sometimes tan because of the sun, and sometimes they are good-looking- They could also be stupid, smart, cute, funny, serious, nice, mean, weird, laid-back, active, or anything any other girl on the planet is. There are farms in California , snowy mountains, desert, lakes, and many other environments, CA is definitely diverse. No they are not all like those people on those so called "reality" shows. In fact only a very, very small population of CA girls are like that. Also the majority of CA girls have brown hair. Not as many girls as you would think girls have blonde hair in CA, and even when they have blonde hair they are RARELY ever stupid.

I've lived in California all my life.

some dude: California is awesome all those hot blondes that surf.

some other jerk-face: Oh those stupid California girls they are just so fake.

an actual Californian: Have you guys even been to California? You watch MTV don't you...

by DaydayEB August 18, 2012

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Carlito Caribbean Cool

The coolest guy in wrestling. Cooler than the Mexicools, cooler than Michelle McCool, and even cooler than Frankie Kazarian. Carlito is the only person on this God given green Earth that's allowed to judge another person's coolness. Why? Because he defines cool.

Carlito is also the first man in WWE history to win each show's secondary titles in his debut matches. He defeated John Cena on his first night on Smackdown! to capture the United States championship, then on his first night on RAW eight months later, he pinned Shelton Benjamin to claim the Intercontinental championship. Now that's cool.

"Do you know what cool is? You're looking at him."

"Nothing beats being cool."

"You better be cool."

by Steve-O, the King of the World July 22, 2008

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California Border Hop

A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.

YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.

WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.

-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.

by thiswasforthelulz August 12, 2009

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