internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011

Caffey

1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of

1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"

by Chachbag51 December 30, 2015

Caffin

A Caffin, or Caffinpop, is commonly referred as someone who is a little bit out of the ordinary. A Caffin does things just for teh lulz. Caffins are known to go across the nation just to prove a point or surprise someone. Caffins are usually fat otaku who fall asleep while watching anime

You are a Caffin, bro. Stop bein' so weird.

by Wii7036 August 14, 2010

Half Caff

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

by Young Raspberry Milk October 27, 2015

caffeine toxic

When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.

Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005

C-caff

short for anybody w/ a 1st name starting w/ a "C" and a last name with "caf" or "caph" in it somewhere. It sounds really shibby.
Also see "C"-caff

We call Conor McCaphrey, the coolest pole-vaulting kid in school, "C"-caff for short.

by SHIBBY-ONE April 11, 2005

Cacfade

Slang term or ebonics used to describe sexual intercourse typically through the anus, though may be used to describe other sexual intercourse with women.

Guy 1: Dude, she's walking like she just got rammed up the ass.

Guy 2: I cacfaded that bitch last night.

by Ether February 6, 2004