cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass

"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.

by Cucumber Call Center August 01, 2019

Cucumber

A cucumber is a vegetable that you can eat. You can eat the whole thing when you want.

Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.

Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?

Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.

by Kfldksnvdjejfbvcv August 19, 2020

Cucumber

A large green “vegetable”. That is long and meaty. Usually ate with a stir fry, a salad or a subway. Can also be used in different circumstances.

KSI has a small one.

Barry: “where is my CUCUMBER?”

Bob: “it’s up my butt, do you want it back?”

by Kallix August 07, 2018

cucumber

a sticky cock that is used by horny niggas

"the women pulled his sticky white cucumber all the way to the 600 niggas"

by timmy the fat nigger February 09, 2022

cucumber

its a wierd greenthing

what the fickity frick is that cucumber

by dqweuilfuiui;gweui;fgwei;ugf January 15, 2024

Cucumber

It tastes like electricity
According to Choi Jisu more commonly known as Lia from kpop girl group Itzy

Mom: have a cucumber!
You: mom that's a zucchini
Mom: cucumber? Zucchini? Eh the same
You: but cucumbers taste more like... Electricity

by Jrevpelayy June 13, 2022

Cucumber

its long, hard, and has cum in the middle

Person A:"Riddle Me This, whats long, hard, and has "cum" in the middle."
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"

by Amoger August 07, 2022