by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
Get the microwaved cucumbermug. A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
by ninezero1 February 25, 2020
Get the Soft Cucumbermug. A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
Get the Cats vs. Cucumbersmug. the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019
Get the Ernies Cucumbermug. A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.
It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.
Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.
It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.
Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.
by ButtStuffYes March 30, 2016
Get the Cucumbermug. by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018
Get the Cucumber lovemug. 