by claydouche December 18, 2008
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Get the contingent mug.1When you have to count something whilst being being stoned Blunt + counting = Clunting
2also when you miss the vagina and hit something else with your penis and it makes a clunk sound
2also when you miss the vagina and hit something else with your penis and it makes a clunk sound
1) james was so high he was clunting the squiggles in front of his eyes.
2) im blue balled because of the clunting i did last nights.
2) im blue balled because of the clunting i did last nights.
by nomedeplume January 16, 2010
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Get the cdounting mug.When a guy has run out of opportunities to get with a woman, and has no choice left but to kick her in the vagina and start looking for a new woman. The courtship equivalent of punting in football.
by BRothBerger November 10, 2010
Get the Cunting mug.Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?
It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...
It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...
by Thunnus November 12, 2012
Get the contingency anxiety mug.".....and in other news, rioting continues all over the world as naked men and women where ever you go continue to demand higher levels of chunting at all times."
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