cunting

to be absolutely horrible at the sport of racquet ball

Did you see that guy at the racquet ball courts today? He was really cunting it up!

by claydouche December 18, 2008

contingent

Real cool awesome people that live in Tennessee (Particularly in the Smoky Mountain Area)

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Tennessee contingent!

by SmokytheBear01 March 1, 2016

Clunting

1When you have to count something whilst being being stoned Blunt + counting = Clunting

2also when you miss the vagina and hit something else with your penis and it makes a clunk sound

1) james was so high he was clunting the squiggles in front of his eyes.

2) im blue balled because of the clunting i did last nights.

by nomedeplume January 16, 2010

cdounting

The act of counting down.

I'm cdounting the minutes until I go home.

by BourkeStreetCowboy March 29, 2010

Cunting

When a guy has run out of opportunities to get with a woman, and has no choice left but to kick her in the vagina and start looking for a new woman. The courtship equivalent of punting in football.

I've been cunting up a storm in here tonight. Bad luck for me, bruises for them.

by BRothBerger November 10, 2010

contingency anxiety

Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.

Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?

It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...

by Thunnus November 12, 2012

chunting

A sexual encounter between a chode and a very lucky lady, derived from the words chode and cunt.

".....and in other news, rioting continues all over the world as naked men and women where ever you go continue to demand higher levels of chunting at all times."

by rc9000000000000000000 December 9, 2013