Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017

Cornography

Something uncle t-buytlenie husks his corn to every night.

Alister are you watching Cornography?

by Alister:t-butes July 18, 2017

Corno

A person who has normie memes and has an accent that nobody can figure out. Uses "It was cold" to dismiss his...

Is that a corno?
Yeah... he has bad memes

by memes445 August 21, 2017

Cornslip

When you slip it into the anal cavity.

I gave her the Cornslip she jumped in pain.

by Astro Kid December 7, 2017

cornish fuckbots

An army of Robotic sex dolls deployed whenever and wherever needed to aid in the pleasure of losing frustration

James looks pretty frustrated better send the cornish fuckbots to muff diver him 😆

by Smudge 😙 February 8, 2018

Cornish time

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018

cornolios

A very evil and greedy chicken, hungren's arch nemesis.

It is very easy to make a cornolios in chicken evoloution.

by the annoying computer June 12, 2018