Puddle Clarity

When you step into a puddle, fall into another dimension and immediately want to move to a warmer, dryer location.

I moved from Canada to Florida after an ass kicking of puddle clarity.

by Cfab97 February 11, 2022

Post butt clarity

1. The feeling just after the release of a strong bowel movement.
2. The feeling just after a successful prostate massage.
3. The feeling just after a direct interaction with a butt.

In that Post butt clarity, I looked down at my phone and I had been sitting for my entire lunch break.

I experienced an intense mind-wiping moment, followed by a post butt clarity where I realized where my hands were.

I had another post butt clarity yesterday that made me stop and think about my own health for a moment.

by Juanald definition July 16, 2021

Mid-nut clarity

When either a male or female (mostly male) experiences the effects of post-nut clarity either during the self pleasing session or during the orgasm.

I just experienced mid-nut clarity. Shit hit me like a brick.

by Inga68969 December 21, 2021

post-water clarity

When you’re thirsty as FUCK and you drink water a whole water bottle and it feels good as hell; then afterwards realize that water doesn’t even taste good, or like anything at all then go and get a soda.

Mike: damn bruh you good?

Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.

Mike: oh fr?

Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.

Mike: you just had post-water clarity.

by rog43 January 29, 2022

Moment of Clarity

A sudden realization/understanding usually attributed to life

- Most common whilst high,drunk or doing an all nighter

“What the hell im a sack of nothing on a flying tube that defies gravity” (on a plane)

“What is my life I am nothing and spinning and everyone’s a goddam alien”

“It’s a moment of clarity I and just a speck and won’t ever matter where the cocaine”

by A (t)rash January 29, 2018

moment of clarity

It's when a guy is deciding whether or not he should fuck a questionable-looking girl...first, he jacks off, and after he cums, if he still wants to fuck the girl, he should--the loss of the horniness and clouded judgment immediately after orgasm is the "moment of clarity".

I thought I wanted to hook up with my ex last night, but I jerked off and the moment of clarity told me I shouldn't.

by SpeedsterZ28 January 1, 2008

chasity

A Chasity: Innocent and pure, the most beautiful and well rounded, amazing girl ever. She's a free spirit with adventure in her heart but never forgets who she is and who she loves. If you have a Savannah in your life dont let her slip by, because she will. Don't take it personally if it seems like she isn't showing you love because she is deep inside of her. Savannah is precious and has ABSOLUTELY no idea how amazing she is. Comfort her when she needs it and she will comfort you back. She may play hard to get but once she tells you she loves you be damn straight that she does. Every little thing she does make her the captivating and elegant soul she is, for although she has had a rough past she is able to transcend her troubles and view the present with maturity and hindsight. It's easy to get lost in her eyes but its even easier to lose yourself when they close. She's a gorgeous Angel

The virtue, the oracle is Chasity.

by Sir Jonah December 21, 2011