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Marble Ceiling

The act of a male who is at the climax of receiving oral sex aiming the ejaculation at the roof of his givers mouth.
Boy, I just gave that ho a major Marble Ceiling.
by Mack Daddy 1 February 8, 2007
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Dirty Ceiling

When you slap a girl on the forehead after fucking her in the ass.
Sully: Dood, did you stuff that butt?
Dicky: You know it, and I followed it up with a dirty ceiling.
Sully: Noice dood!
by Jandy Calnnon May 26, 2008
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Sex on the ceiling

Any and all things "fucked up" beyond recognition; anything fucked up and out of place; just plain wrong
After Michael Vick's game against the Packers sports analysts could only describe his performace as "sex on the ceiling" .
by DMR0369 January 20, 2011
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painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.
by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009
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the glass ceiling

A term describing the maximum level a woman or ethnic minority can achieve before it is necessary to be a white male to go further.
After four years working at Innetec, I have unfortunately hit the glass ceiling.
by RandomViking November 2, 2015
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painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017
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ass ceiling

The impenetrable barrier of ass that keeps straight people from aspiring to gayness.
Justin Timberlake would be gay, but he hit the ass ceiling.
by SardonicMyt July 25, 2014
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