Catherine hart is someone who is one of a kind. She is usually someone’s cousin, possibly a nephew. Catherine hart may read books, or even listen to a book on tape. There may have even been instences where she has pooped in a large public pool.
She was like a Yorkshire Catherine Wheel after being spit roasted.
by Oafc63 March 28, 2024
Sexiest bitch in the fucking nation STUPID THICC AND HOT. Can shut a bitch up quick, and is a very loyal person( if she likes you of course), which is highly unlikely. Everyone else is trash besides her.
by Heyyyyybitches May 04, 2018
by Literal shoelace eater August 26, 2021
Catherine
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
Ex: HER: Ugh, I’m never gonna fit in here. Just look at those girls. They are perfect.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
by Kaucher December 30, 2023
If you ever have the treat of meeting a Catherine...never let her go. she is so sweet and generous she needs someone to care for her. she has a determined spirit and is tough. Catherine's are stunning and are the most beautiful creatures. you'll know when you find a Catherine because her blonde hair will shine in the light.
by C A S S May 19, 2022
a menace of a child. she will absolutely destroy your self esteem and terrorize you for the rest of your days, especially if she's got orange hair. that aside, Catherines are super lively people and they're really fun to be around. they are the best people to take with you to big events like concerts because they make everything so much more fun. bonus points if she looks stupid in every photo you take of her! overall, if you're friends with a Catherine, consider yourself lucky to have her because she's probably going to change your life for the better!
Girl1: Have you seen Catherine? She's drop-dead gorgeous!
Girl2: IKR?! I'm so glad she's my friend!
Girl1: Ugh, you lucky bitch-
Girl2: IKR?! I'm so glad she's my friend!
Girl1: Ugh, you lucky bitch-
by pls_savemysoul August 31, 2023