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If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass 

A term used in the firearm industry by enthusiasts to express their feelings on firearms and ammunition choice. Steel case ammunition is generally seen as lower quality compared to its brass brethren. This term is used to describe firearms that cannot reliably use the aforementioned steel cased ammunition and needs brass cased ammunition to function properly.
Person 1: "My AR-15 doesn't cycle Steel case ammo right."
Person 2: "Just buy better ammo"
Person 1: "If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass. I need something that will work no matter what I have."
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colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra 

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

hot brass dance 

The involuntary and hilariously frantic motions of a person at the shooting range who has just had a scorching hot cartridge case fall down inside their clothing. Double hilarity points if it's a lady with a hot case trapped in between her large exposed knockers. Triple points if somebody ends up instinctively "going in" to help her out.

Can be generally avoided by not tucking your shirt in if you're shooting an autoloader, and not permitting women with low-cut tops at the range.
A: "Did you see Jim at the range the other day? A case ended up inside his shirt and he had to do the hot brass dance while everybody laughed at him."
B: "Hahahah! How's he doing?"
A: "Burn on his beer belly, but otherwise fine."

Low Brass/Woodwinds 

The Section of the band that everyone wishes they were in. The people in it are the coolest band members. The rest suck.
The Low Brass/Woodwinds are like Sex

1.Tuba Players

2.Baritone Sax Players

3.Trombone Players

Solid Gold Brass 

A teenage Girl, usually around 16, who dresses as if she were older and is sexually active and prefers older men. Made famous by the rock band "Sweet"

"Heart of a woman
But she's a child
Something inside that's gonna drive you wild"
I was at the mall and there was Solid gold brass all over the place.

As a side note "Sweet" was the band they used as the basis for "Spinal Tap"

full brass band 

When a man simultaneously receives a blow job and a rim job.
Sara was giving me a rusty trombone when Tegan started to suck me off turning it into a full brass band.
full brass band by Charlie Foxtrott December 21, 2008