windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020

Biden Brains

A large pile of dog shit

I need to hire someone to clean my back yard it's completely full of Biden brains

by I need likes March 11, 2022

Bagger Brains

Like ‘Retard.’ Someone like-minded with an employee at a grocery store whom bags groceries.

Mikey! Did you just try wiping your ass with a steel cloth? You got bagger brains!

by Mesquitoe July 3, 2023

Shlong for brains

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong

"you shlong for brains!!"

or

"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"

by Adam the Flatulent October 26, 2007

Shit-fer-brains

A southern term for a very dumb individual, is often used to give someone hell if they mess up on something simple.

"Man I tell you, that boy's got shit-fer-brains, he couldn't tell his own ass from a hole in the ground

by Eusophocleas June 26, 2016

Clit for brains

When a woman is lead around by sex and lets her pussy do the thinking.

My niece is a reasonably intelligent girl. But since she hooked up with this loser she sure is a clit for brains.

by jacejr829 October 1, 2016

Shit out your brains

Something you just did when you did or said something really, really, really stupid.

"Americans are all obese"
"You just shit out your brains, didn't you?"
"No they all are"
"You definitely just shit out your brains."

by PI55 September 20, 2018