buggery bollocks

1. An interjection, an expression of extreme pain or frustration. See also bollocks. May be proceeded by intensifiers such as bloody.

2. Literally, a gay man's testicles.

'My colostomy bag is caught in the space-age sliding door again...buggery bollocks.'

by MerryAndy October 9, 2006

Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack

oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it

by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010

bonfire bollocks

A boy with ginger pubic hairs!

'your dad's got bonfire bollocks!!'

by :: LAURA :: November 23, 2003

ballon + lumberjack

A method in a game called "clash royale". It's very gay and if anyone uses it they should reconsider living. If someone uses it just close the game and throw your phone against a wall.

Boy: Hey how did you knew I like boys?
Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
Boy: Yeah true, i am retarded 8 year old gay.

by anonymous June 16, 2021

Hot air balloon

When 5 or more PSI is blown into a pussy and the stomach bulges.

I hot air ballooned your mom last night.

by Helium sex January 8, 2020

the dogs bollocks

Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.

Man, that car is the dogs bollocks

by Timo April 28, 2003

bolloxed

Adj.
Irish slang.
1. Used to describe something that is ruined or broken.
2. To be in a troublesome situations.
Rel. banjaxed, screwed, fucked up

1. I dropped my iPod down the stairwell. It's bolloxed.
2. When I saw the blue lights come on in the rearview mirror, I knew I was completely bolloxed

by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008