Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack
oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it
by minge_master_mike November 20, 2010
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Clit Wig

A hairless vagina accept from a barry chuckle ( moustache) covering the clitoris.
get you're clit wig outta my mouth.

you're clit wigs given me fur balls
by minge_master_mike November 20, 2010
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