The consolidation of sex and a massage, but the sex comes first. Therefore, instead of a happy ending, you have a happy beginning, which makes the massage that more relaxing. Wondering if you're going to get a happy ending can make a massage tense, but the point it to relax, so I definitely recommend the happy beginning.
Girlfriend: Hey, turn over, I'll give you a massage.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.
Boyfriend: How about we have a little sex first?
Girlfriend: Oh, you want a happy beginning.
by Goldenrod June 21, 2008
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2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.
2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.
John: I'm not being racist, but I fucking hate black people.
John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.
John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.
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Formerly a catchphrase used by that black dude in Full Metal Jacket. This statement could now be used to refer to a black person armed with a firearm, particularly a handgun.
WHITE SOLDIER
"You gonna be OK by yourself man?"
BLACK SOLDIER
"No problem cracka, there's a nigga-behind-the-trigga!"
"You gonna be OK by yourself man?"
BLACK SOLDIER
"No problem cracka, there's a nigga-behind-the-trigga!"
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2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.
I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!
by stevensc May 19, 2010
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