Beer Shits

When you can shit through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just let down some serious beer shits.

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

Beer Jesus

Partner drinking game strategy of consuming your partner's beer to ensure they stay less drunk and more effective. Instead of taking their sins, you take their alcohol for the greater good.

Don't worry Mark, I'll be your Beer Jesus. America!

by Kjellmaster 9000 April 12, 2011

beer buzz

The drunk effect from beer

Phil sits in his room naked trying to get a buzz on from beer.. He says yeah boy, got my beer buzz on

by Clothed Man June 21, 2014

Free Beer

A myth older than the bible. There are many different versions depending on the country or area of the world but Free Beer has always been and continues to be a method of attracting people to lame events and or boring parties. It continues to be a tease because if anyone really did experience real true free beer in its purest form, chances are they got too drunk to remember it anyways.

Dude1 - Did we get free beer last night?

Dude2 - Na man thats just a myth bra.

by xskwizmx August 27, 2011

bum beer

Bum beer is related to Bum wine, however the "beer" part is actually a misnomer as it is Malt Liquor. Usually purchased with panhandled coins, or money made from recycling scrounged cans and bottles. These are usually found in the singles cooler for $2.50 or less, available in either 40oz bottles or 24oz cans, and oft times covertly consumed in the parking lot of the establishment where it was purchased. Well known brands of Bum beer in the western United States include such favorites as Steel Reserve, Camo, and Hurricane. Special flavored variants sexist for certain age sets, ethnicities, as well as gender. These include Joose, Four Loko, Colt .45 Blast, as well St. Ides. The things these have in common is the cheap price, and the high alcohol content. Also, consumption is a requirement to live in Roseburg.

Ray-Ray must of pawned his Mom's teeth, he's got a bag full of Bum beer and smokes. Or, Don't buy none of that Bum Beer. It gives me the shits.

by Chongo February 20, 2017

beer run

act of going to the local liquor establishment to replentish supply of alcohol for the party, while in a drunken state

Son of a bitch we're out it's time for a beer run.

by ducttape16 March 29, 2003

beer mat notes

a collection of beer mats from around the world

one of three beer mat notes found in Helsinki's Demonium Bar on October 22 2020:
"Don't worry about me, stay on track, stay healthy, and when this nightmare is over we will meet and i will get to finally hold you close and it will be fine and we'll manage somehow."

by Krkič January 31, 2021