barfarrhea

When diarrhea is evacuated from ones anus while they are vommiting. Barfarrhea is caused because when a person wretches they involuntarily squeeze their bowel muscles used to clear the colon as hard as they can.

Barfarrhea is likely to occur when one suffers from food poisening.

I was barfing into the toilet and a puddle of diarrhea was under me when I finished.

I was going diarrhea and I had to vommit on top of my feet.

by Funny Bunny November 29, 2004

Barfday

One's 21st Birthday, when it's customary to drink 21-shots plus one for "good luck"

Jim: Hey, how was your birthday?

Kyle: I had 6 shots of JB, 3 of Jager, 5 of vodka, and chased the 8 shots of tequilla and I didn't boot.

Jim: Dude, you've got crazy tolerance, I'm glad you had a happy Barfday.

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Adam: Hey how was your 21st barfday?

John: I puked twice at the bar and woke-up face-down in the toilet. I don't remember anything else. It rocked!

by xchikax April 6, 2006

barfalicious

the word is self-explainatory. but it's "really gross" put into one word.

That fish last night for dinner was barfalicious.

by MusicIsMyAll September 27, 2004

barfinating

something that makes you want to throw up

"McDonalds is barfinating"
"Ewwwwww, that is so barfinating"

by CermakAlot January 13, 2008

barfola

A slang expression for vomitus.

Don't spew me with your barfola, asshat!

by leonAzul February 28, 2009

barfuck

When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar

Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.

by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010

barfjob

When you are receiving a blowjob and the performers gag reflex is activated and they spew on your wood.

Cindy gave me a barfjob last night, she blew like a volcano.

by bjsrock April 5, 2012