baloney

Baloney - Misspelling of Bologna

Spelling Bee
Judge- Your word is Bologna
Child- (spells Baloney)
Judge- No stupid, your stupid. What a retard.

by Logan June 19, 2006

bayonet

penis
especially a large one

He will conquer new lands with his bayonet

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

baloney

a meat that is good for eating. also a synonym for bullshit

I ate some baloney last night* nice to put on boobs

by the man July 1, 2001

Optional Baldness

A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!

"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"

by J-man1990 June 4, 2008

Baloney & Cheese

Baloney & Cheese occurs when a woman wears shoes that are too small for her. Her foot meat then hangs over the side of the shoe (or busts out of the shoe) like baloney and cheese hang over the side of a slice of sandwich bread.

Why is that chick wearing size 6 sandals when her feet are the size of flippers? She is walking down the street with baloney & cheese for everyone to see.

by BCRK February 21, 2011

baconed

Getting shitloads of mail from a web 2.0 service like twitter when you sign up.

I dont get it... my inbox is full.
- Man, you just got baconed.

by pogono April 11, 2008

bloner

A bloner is a loaner boner. A person must go the boner bank and request a boner loan. If their boner-credit score is appropriately high, the loaner will be boned. f not, his boner will detained and possibly destroyed by court order at a later date. Once loaned, a loaned boner may be used for further loaning, or possibly even same-day boning.
Boner mortgages, while popular, are not always the solution and may cause boner bankruptcy in later years. Boner leases are less popular but are viewed to be a simpler boner solution.

"Your bloner is approved."

by Turtle turtle October 22, 2006