Key-nwah board

When you get quinoa grains stuck under the keys of your keyboard eventually making them unusable.

I have to take my laptop to get repaired cause my key-nwah board is fucked.

by BC4C October 26, 2018

doing the ouija board

A reference to an ambidextrous style of female masturbation in which hands are placed over the clitoris as though guiding a planchette on a ouija board.

I get off “doing the ouija board.”

by Amolly March 15, 2020

I am board

You were so so so board you searched this up

You: I was so board I went to urban dictionary and searched up I am board

Me: you are really board

by KKTM100 January 30, 2022

carrom board

1) Tabletop game, similar in mechanics to billiards, (pool) and shuffleboard.

2) A flat chested woman, with small or no breasts.

2) She's got no boobs man!
We could play carrom on them
Carrom Board

by Fas January 24, 2007

skate boarding poser

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

by classyburd May 15, 2011

Lord Boards

Flat plain sandals much like the ones our Lord wore... hence the name

I feel lazy as shit today, I'm just gonna throw on some sweat pants and a pair of Lord Boards.

by 8box8 July 3, 2008

across the board

Combination win-place-show bet at a race track. Your horse has to come in no worse than third for you to get $$ back.

"Gimme the five across the board."

by Straight Shooter October 21, 2007