Colleen Ballinger

A Z-list “celebrity” who complains about everything in life.

Don’t be such a Colleen Ballinger! There are people who cannot afford groceries and you’re complaining about your new $6 million dollar mansion.

by ColdAnalyst November 22, 2022

Jack Balling

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.

My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Yellow Balling

When you're peeing then you you stop midway through to get something done, like getting toilet paper or answering the phone.

Dude i was totaling taking a piss when all of a sudden the phone rang. I had to Yellow Ball it. Hurt like a bitch, i hate Yellow Balling.

by Mr. Fish2 May 8, 2009

Mellon Ballin

Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.

It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.

I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.

Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.

by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009

Cheese Ballin

When two lesbians scissor and a guy with one nut sticks it in-between them so its in both their vaginas.

-"Dude did you see Brad cheese ballin with Nat and Sarah!?"
-"Hell yea! It was fabulous!"

by Boomboom336 June 15, 2010

Ballin

1) To play Basketball (B-Ball)
2) To live a rich, uperclass life after growing up a poor - ghetto - low class life ; To perform illegal or shady actions to make and/or keep money (not always rich)

"I'm ballin for the money"

by Outlaw 2 Da Death September 14, 2005

pocket balling

When you reach your hands into your pockets so as to fuck around with your balls.

"What did you during art class?"
"I was just pocket balling the whole time."

by pocketballer December 28, 2005