ball pup

someone who is ballin' and hardcore, yet cute and cuddly...all at the same time.

originally coined by DeMa vs. C-Murder. don't front.

My girl is such a ball pup, man.

I want that dude on my team. He's a ball pup.

by DeMa vs. C-Murder July 12, 2011

Ball Slam

Slamming your medicine ball down on the ground really hard, thus building your upper body strength. Influenced by the almighty Alan.

Alan: Give me 5 ball slams!

Me: Lol.

by BennyB123 May 26, 2009

Ball Scissoring

1) a homosexual sex position where the two partners spread their legs and rub their balls together. 2) a non-penatrative form of sex in which two men stimulate each other by rubbing scrotums. 3) an act of love where two males slam their bags together repeatedly in order to show affection.

Edgar doesn't like to ball scissor with Hector because Hector refuses to trim his pubes and that creates a lot of resistance.

Pete got slapped by Rodney for farting while they were ball scissoring.

Rudy was ball scissoring so hard that he started cumming blood.

by StewartKeiserNovak January 27, 2010

ball is not life

This is a phrase you say to your basketball obsessed friend who says ball is life a lot.

"can you come over to my house? No, I am playing basketball. Ball is not life dude "

by YoloWalrusSOS November 8, 2017

ball palmer

What a female feminist calls another female who agrees with men

That bitch is a real ball palmer

by Lord Knowitall August 20, 2021

Ball & Oats

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004