Asswipehole

A person who pisses you off, a complete & utter asshole. If you want to tell them in a lighter way than just calling them an asshole, you would call them an "ass wipe hole".

You bleached my jeans you asswipehole.

by kebbin February 9, 2010

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assinator

A highly tapered anal streching device resembling a cone in shape, Initially utilized by tight holed homosexual males to facilitate bung hole sex to include fisting. Later research conducted by an anonymous casual sex encounters posting service showed women also use the assinator prior to hosting w4mmmmmmm parties.

Dude used an assinator prior to inserting a buoy into the chocolate star fish.

by kungfuwordsmith August 7, 2010

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Assinate

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

by Mr Howell December 21, 2014

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asswipe

1. A wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a person's asshole.

2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"

3. See one-upper.

1. "Son, we're outta toilet paper! Get me some asswipes!

2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"

by nUnya_dAmn_bIznis April 27, 2007

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Asswit

A person who uses witty remarks to insult others, coming off as a total ass. This person generally has nothing else to live for, and resorts to clever asshole remarks to entertain them self. Not to be confused with asshat.

"God, that jerk Andrew is such an asswit."
"Yeah, the fucker dropped a duece in my pillowcase."

by CheesePits December 6, 2009

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