assrat2

a male of the gay specimen that enjoys having rats placed into the asshole till nothing but the tail is left

Mr.slave you are my peersonal assrat2.
now put this fuzzy tail on

by gagme June 26, 2008

asstalkin'

When you don't really know what you are talking about, but you feel you have to give an opinion, you are asstalkin'. Sort of like talking without engaging your brain- talking "out your ass." Asstalkin' can defy common sense, or make no sense at all.

When my boyfriend tells me I can drive on tires that are bald, (and I know better), that's asstalkin'!!

by dorian chicago February 26, 2010

Asscation

The act of going on a trip of some sorts with the sole purpose of hooking up with a specific person at the destination.

Guy 1: Yo where's Griff tonight?
Guy 2: Connecticut I guess, he went to meet up with a broad from school.
Guy 1: Man, Griff loves going on Asscation.

by JSwizz December 10, 2011

Asshat

An asshat is a person who would generally use you to get higher up in the world thus leaving you behind in the dirt. They would pretend to be your friend to get items money or break your heart for the fun of it.

He is such an asshat!

I know right I thought he was my friend

by MidgetManLink November 18, 2015

Asshat

When you put your bare ass on top of someone's head like a top hat.

Joe waged a prank war on Zach when he gave him an asshat after practice last week.

by BGoat May 9, 2016

asstard

One who appears to be either an asshole or a retard, but you cannot tell which.

Use of the word covfefe proves that Donald is an asstard.

by NotAnAsstard May 31, 2017

asstard

A { mentally dull},ill-mannered person .

His asstardistic personality seemed a perfect fit for being a meter maid.

by LP Fredo Pseudo November 30, 2017